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boy:
girls are so lucky they dont need to shave their faces or have boners.
girl :
shaving legs, shaving arms, waxing, plucking, periods, cramps, pregnancy, giving birth, makeup, shut the fuck up.

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thatharrypottergirl:

psa to straight males: lesbians were not created solely for your sexual entertainment

psa to straight females: gay men were not created solely to be your best friend keep all your secrets and take you shopping 

(via johannagayson)

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moonkistforlife:

ghoulscomecrawling:

naturalhumbleafrican:

queennubian:

biyuti:

str8nochaser:

My thighs do more than touch. They share mystical secrets and whisper spells as I walk. 

I’m in love with that comment…

The beauty of the comment….I’m just sitting here like wow. 

That comment was just perfect.

Rebloging for that damn comment that made me snort my drink at the screen.

that fucking comment
but i do have something to add
it fucking sucks having your thighs touch because the material covering said thighs always wears out REALLY REALLY QUICKLY. friction forces denim to roll into balls and fall off, until there are holes in your jeans where your thighs touch. you can get really painful rashes and it can become extremely uncomfortable to walk if you wear shorts that don’t cover your thighs.
it’s one of the reasons why summer is a dreaded fashion month for me.

moonkistforlife:

ghoulscomecrawling:

naturalhumbleafrican:

queennubian:

biyuti:

str8nochaser:

My thighs do more than touch. They share mystical secrets and whisper spells as I walk. 

I’m in love with that comment…

The beauty of the comment….I’m just sitting here like wow. 

That comment was just perfect.

Rebloging for that damn comment that made me snort my drink at the screen.

that fucking comment

but i do have something to add

it fucking sucks having your thighs touch because the material covering said thighs always wears out REALLY REALLY QUICKLY. friction forces denim to roll into balls and fall off, until there are holes in your jeans where your thighs touch. you can get really painful rashes and it can become extremely uncomfortable to walk if you wear shorts that don’t cover your thighs.

it’s one of the reasons why summer is a dreaded fashion month for me.

(via artistic-artist)

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